Attend our Midge Mindfullness and Resilience Training Retreats and achieve higher levels of mental discipline.
With our specially designed workshops, we can help you learn to accept and endure torture and compartmentalise your discomfort, an important step in improving your chances of surviving a zombie apocalypse.
Learn to control the urge to fight back against an impossible foe will challenge your emotional control to the fight or flight response.
Visit a free Scottish Midge Spa today!
WORKSHOPS:
- STRESS TEST : what can you take before you break? Test and improve your ability to control your fight or flight response.
- COPING WITH DISTRACTION: workshop helps you learn to filter out persistent irritation as you try to hold a conversation in a midge swarm.
- MIDGE PARCOUR: learn all the secret moves you need to answer calls of nature in the wild, whilst protecting your unmentionable parts.
- MIDGE YOGA: reach a higher plane of physical detachment with our special midge swarm yoga moves.
- SPA TREATMENTS:
- full body exfoliation;
- histamine detox
- nettle scrub
- Mud pack
As an added BONUS!
The later weeks of full body itching will also help you appreciate the cow sized mosquitoes of your homeland.
